Hey loser, I know you don’t get laid. You know you don’t get laid. Hell, everyone knows you don’t get laid, LOL. So I thought a pathetic idiot like you might like to fuck. Hahaha. So I’m going to teach you fools how to fuck, fuck a pillow! Cause that’s all you tiny dicked little losers will ever fuck again. But the truth is that you want to fuck your pillow. You are a little humping freak.

So I’ve got a LOT of new pillow humping techniques to teach you. So many ways for you to hump and act like a fool. And I know you love the way the soft pillow feels against your little dicklet. I know you love how pathetic you feel while you sit home alone and fuck a pillow on your bed.

So bring your little jerktop laptop over to your bed, grab your pillow and watch me as I demonstrate so many new ways for you. Then just mimic me. Watch me and do exactly as I do. This way you can hear me tell you what a pathetic loser you are while I instruct you.

I’m hot fucking porn star Megan Foxx and I know how to fuck. You losers could learn a lot from me. So get ready to hump for me dumbass!