Hey loser it’s Saturday night, and what are you doing? Probably the same thing you’re always doing, jerking off to humiliation videos. So I thought I would make your day and be your date tonight since no one will really date you. Isn’t that sweet of me? We can sit here together and you can at least feel like you’re not alone.

But since you can’t take me out to dinner, or buy me flowers, since I’d never be seen in public with you, I think you should send me the money you would have spent on me, so it can feel more like a real date. I mean you can’t go out with me and not spend any money.

This is the closest thing you’re going to have to being on an actual date. So you better take advantage of our time and impress me. And since we can’t do normal things people do on dates because you’re a worthless jerkoff loser, I want you to tribute me right now, for even talking to you. (I’ll give you my actual email and paypal in this clip.)

Ew what are you doing? Are you seriously jerking your little cock off right now? We’re on a fucking date! That’s disgusting, would you do that on a real date? NO, so put that thing away, gross. You don’t even know how to act in front of a woman, would you do that on a real date? Probably, lol.

Sit on your hands, you need to learn some respect. You need to learn to act like a real man. Real men don’t jerk off on dates. I’m going out on a real date later with my boyfriend, and he’s not going to pull his cock out, because he knows I’m going to pull it out for him. When he’s sitting across from me, he’s not thinking, ‘Oh god I wanna jerk off to this girl’, he’s thinking, ‘Damn this girl’s hot I wanna bang her!’

All you wanna do is jerk off to me, you don’t even wanna fuck me. You’re that pathetic. You’re really screwed up. So I’m gonna go out on a real date so I can get pleased because we both know that’s not going to happen here, is it loser? Maybe if you’re lucky I’ll come home and tell you about my real date, lol.

Could you help me choose some lingerie? I need to see it on someone, could you try it on? I know you’re a man, but it will fit you. Please, just for me, you’re my friend, right? You’ll do it for me. Thank you. Take off your clothes and put it on for me. Don’t be shy. I know I turn you on. It’s ok, we’ve known each other for so long…

Oooh, it actually looks good on you. Here are the panties, put these on as well. Are you getting hard? LOL. Does wearing my lingerie turn you on? That’s really funny. Make a pose for me, I want to take a picture. Please… I just want you to see how you look. I’ll delete it right away. Promise.

You look like a sissy boy. You look so cute. The panties are a good size for your cock and balls. And look, you’re getting even harder. So you really are a sissy panty boy. I’ll bet you didn’t even know how much this would turn you on. Now pose some more for me so I can take a few more pictures.

Lol, you’re a faggot. I just wanted some help, but you got turned on, and now I can’t stop laughing and taking pictures. This is so much fun for me. And now I’ve got pictures as proof. I can do whatever I want… even blackmail you.

I tricked you loser, and now you will pay me. If you don’t want me to post these pictures all over the internet, you will pay me every month. Or I will expose you to everyone you know!

You thought you were going to hook up with me? You’re just a dorky fucking loser! Getting to do my homework, getting to follow me home from school, does Not make you my boyfriend. You’re a useless fucking geek.

Did you think I brought you down to my kinky little basement with all these toys to let you use them on me? No! I’m going to be using them on you. I’m going to do things to you that will deeply humiliate you. And I’m going to record the whole thing! You’re just a teacher’s assistant in a class I take, if you got caught, you’d be in a some serious trouble, loser. And now I’m gonna have fun teaching you.

I let you believe you were smarter than me. It’s not that I can’t do the work, it’s that I don’t want to be bothered. So you are going to help me get the degree I want. You are going to do all of that work for me, with increasingly large buttplugs in your ass. The harder you work for my success, then I will move you down a size. It’s up to you loser.

I want perfect grades and I never want to see you. If I have to see you, if my homework isn’t done, I’m going to stretch you out til your asshole can’t hold it in anymore. And if anyone ever finds out…. well you’re fucked either way.

So you can throw your life away, or you can stick this in your ass. From now on you’ll know your place. I love fucking with your head dork. This is what happens when a geek like you gets a crush on a pretty, popular, untouchable girl like me. You get fucked over!

Today I have an instructional video for you anal freaks on how to stretch out that ass! It can really hurt if you put something in your ass that’s too big without being properly stretched out.

So we’re going to start out with a moderately sized toy, I know you have one. Slowly work it in, then start pumping it in and out real gentle. Doesn’t that feel good? Move it around a bit, loosen up that ass. You’re such an anal whore. Now go really deep for me, put it all the way in.

Next I want you to get out an even bigger dildo. Slowly take the smaller one out and work the bigger one in. I know it hurts a bit, but you’ll loosen up soon enough. Make sure you use lots of lube :). Use long slow strokes, this process will really help stretch you out.

Now the fun really begins, hehehe. I want you to add a finger. I know you can do it. Now work in two fingers and then three. Oh god I can see how much you’re squirming now. You love this. Beg me, your Goddess Dylan, to stretch out your ass. And soon we’re going to add that second, smaller dildo. We’re going to turn you into a gaping anal whore!

Finally when we’re all done, we don’t want you to lose that big hole. So I’m going to have you sleep with a butt plug in that ass to keep you nice and stretched out. And your surprise will come in the morning when you have to take it out and lick it off!