Why are you gawking at me? I’m just trying to have a cigarette in peace and then I’ve got some perv like you staring at me. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time? You’re so pathetic. Gross. I’ll bet you get hard thinking about me blowing smoke in your face.

You’re fucking mesmerized by my smoke. You want to be my human ashtray. Do you like it when I ash on you? Do you want to eat them? Loser! It’s so stupid that you get turned on breathing in my smoke and letting me ash right in your mouth. I’m going to blow my dirty smoke in your face to show you just how little I think of you.

Look at my ashes going all over you. This is your place, beneath me, allowing me to ash on you. Maybe I should ash on my feet and make you lick them off. You are the lowest, most pathetic form of human life. You live to be my human ashtray. I can’t believe this turns you on!

And don’t you dare take your cock out or I’ll burn it with my cigarette. You’re sick and disgusting, now get out of my face.