I know how much you love me, I know how much I drive you crazy. You obsess over me and not your ugly wife, she doesn’t do anything for you, does she? Not like my hot, young body, that just turns you on so much. I know how much you’d love to fuck me. But all you can do is jerk your dick to me while she’s somewhere else in the house. It’s so exciting to you. You’re a dirty husband but you just can’t help yourself around me. I make you so hard. And it feels so much better stroking yourself to me than having sex with her.

So I think it’s only fair that you pay me. After all I’m keeping your naughty little secret from her. And we wouldn’t want her to find out about our little arrangement, would we? I know how much you’re addicted to me. That’s why you’re gonna tribute me, otherwise I’m gonna tell her about you. I know so much about you loser, more than you could ever imagine, and I could ruin your life. How do you think she would feel knowing that you jerk off to me every night, like a naughty, dirty little pervert?

You just love it, you can’t stop. You’re so addicted. And you’re not allowed to cum until you pay your cum tax like a good little piggy. You can’t resist me. You love being teased by me, you need me in your boring life. This is the only excitement you have, you chronic little masturbator. You cum every chance you get behind your wife’s back and that is part of the fun, knowing how wrong it is.

I hope you’re ready to pay that cum tax because I know how much you love cumming to me. And I think it’s best that we keep this our little secret.

Porn Star Indigo Augustine!

I know how small and pathetic your cock is, and I know that because of that you haven’t had sex in years. Well since I’m a porn star and I have sex with all kinds of guys, I’ve decided to give you a pity fuck. So take out that little thing. Wow is that really it? Ok well put it in. Is it in yet? Oh it is? God I can’t feel it. I’ll just bounce up and down. This is so pathetic, I don’t feel anything. Really.

Is it really in? Really? Wow you really are pathetic. This is the most awkward, uncomfortable sex I’ve ever had because I’m not sure I’m really having sex with anything. My fucking pinky would feel better. I can’t feel anything. But I’m gonna try and pretend I’m enjoying this for you. Maybe if I grind on your tiny dick that will feel better. Nope. Do I really have to keep doing this?

I can’t even pretend to enjoy this, it’s too small. Sorry I’m laughing in your face. This really is a pity fuck because I truly feel pity for you. Oh god, I can’t stop laughing. This is hysterical. I think you must have the smallest penis in the whole world. This is a fucking joke, no wonder you don’t have sex. I’m getting no pleasure out of this. I feel like I’m just bouncing up and down on a pillow.

This is the saddest lay I’ve ever had. I don’t think I’m even gonna count this on the list of people I’ve fucked because this isn’t even sex. Fucking pathetic tiny dicked loser! Maybe if I put some fingers in my pussy this will feel better. Nah, I can’t even do this anymore, it’s too fucking pathetic. Sorry loser.