I’m your new sex therapist, Amyleen. I just want you to know that I’ll be recording our session to take notes later. But don’t worry, everything will stay confidential. So you’re here because you say you’re constantly erect and jerking off? You seem to have this uncontrollable urge? That must be hard at work. How many times do you jerk off every day? Do you do it at work? In your car? I see, that’s what I thought.

Well in order to fix your problem we have to know what gets you excited. What turns you on? Do you watch porn? Oh you watch fetish porn? What kind of fetishes? This is very interesting. So you like it when hot, sexy young girls put you down? You enjoy different forms of humiliation? And you can’t stop thinking about it, can you? It must be so hard to control.

You are one of the most pathetic cases I have ever seen. You are really obsessed. Getting hard from humiliation is really pathetic. And look at you, I can see you’re getting turned on now from me telling you how pathetic you are. I’ll bet you want to stroke it so bad. You’re such a pathetic stroker.

It would be so easy to take advantage of a loser like you. I’ll bet your boss wouldn’t like to know that you jerk off at work. I’d probably be doing him a favor by telling him. Oh not everything is confidential, not anymore. You’re going to book an appointment with me every day for the next year or I’m going to play him this recording. It’s going to cost you a lot of money. And don’t bother coming in my office, just walk in, pay my secretary and walk right out. You’re a lost cause anyhow. Now not only will you be a pathetic stroker, but you’re going to be a pay pig as well. And paying will be cheaper than losing your job and your reputation. Now go, bye sucker!